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@SA: Featured comment on tWWL:

@Tuffy: Mind if I use that. I won't use it here and I'll give you full credit.

@chilltown: That's the Lord's work, I say.

Is this column going to continue to be one big cluster-fellating of LSU? Because I'm not sure I want to read any more.

I don't have the enthusiasm it would take to get [fireronturner.com] started, but I would gladly contribute any and all negative energy I have on Monday mornings to commenting on it.

@Gourmet Spud: I was there when the AVN AEE was going on with something else.*

And the groupie choices for Donald "Duck" Dunn have been going steadily downhill.

The Gardner-Webb Honda.

I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade.

I'm sorry I liked the other team more than yours.

I hope Walker turns pro.

Hey Gary, what are your plans to increase the NHL's visibility in new markets and did you really do steroids?

@Yostal: The ex-Cub factor should give him a good year or two for you.

So, is UGA the best two-loss team in the country because they play in the SEC or is the SEC the best conference in the country since they have the best two-loss team in the country?

@katolesce: I have to add Vitner's Salt and Sour for Chicago.

@Mr. Marinovich: I guess that depends on what you mean by super pussified.

Let's all go water skiing!

ZOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The redhead in the Chase picture for SHOTY.