You talk like someone who’s never happened upon a discarded dildo while walking down the street before.

Does Coulter know how to drive a car? Because when she asked for Boreal’s keys I was very confused about how she intended to drive it, but I guess she made it there okay? Did she have to parallel park? I want to see those scenes, dammit.

Meh. Was really hoping I’d see something regarding Pathway. But a console release is seeming less and less likely at this point.

Then you can find your own Speed Racer.

I’m just left scratching my head over the question of whether or not there’s any overlap whatsoever between those who would either care about or benefit from this scholarship and fans of Lady Anètebellum.

I’ve never been a huge fan of snowy areas in games, having always found them somewhat dull to look at (but I love a good desert wasteland, go figure).

Yakuza: Like A Dragon, nè 7. (And boo Sega for choosing to accommodate those who are late to the party by passing this installment off as a soft reboot.)

My own snarky commentary about Call of Duty aside, I am presently waist deep in Yakuza: Like A Dragon.

You mean to tell me that one of the most creepily jingoistic and transparently commercial video game series ever is also creatively bankrupt?

Yeah, between Trump losing the election and The Last of Us Part II cleaning up at The Game Awards, it’s been a tough month for spiteful bigots.

NeoNaz...*ahem*...GAF and the shittier parts of Twitter (that is to say, all of it) must be in absolute meltdown right about now.

It’s almost as if there should be term limits for Congress.

So...arthouse Goonies?

So, wait, is this part of a new season of DLC? Or is this rounding out the current one? Or is Sephiroth just a standalone add-on?

Few things will pull me out of an experience faster than either jarringly bad graphics or a wildly inconsistent frame rate.

I mean, no mention of God of War? It was a three game arc expressly about killing your dad. (With three ancillary games, to boot.)

I don’t think I’ll ever understand PC releases of seventh-gen games which forego current-gen consoles.

My only other thought is that, given the similarities to The Lord of the Rings which must’ve been apparent to the creators early on in this production, a conscious decision was made to ditch the bow and arrows lest the witches basically just become elves.

My only regret is not having Hori’s taiko drum accessory and having to use my boring old Joy-Cons instead.