Obama: “Here, I’ll drive.” (Steps into the left front seat)
Prince Philip: <snickers>

Queen Elizabeth: Shotgun!

Damn, I bought some ice cream out of the back of a white van once, didn’t think to check if it’s genuine or possibly stolen! I’ll do that next time.

Audi Marketing exec: “Black Widow will take full advantage of the new TT’s superior performance and handling as well.”

Let me take a stab at this...

PLEASE tell me you guys are going to spin off Jalopnik to get the fuck away from Gawker.

60s, 50s, 80s, all had very cool cars, but the oneupmanship culture of 1930's coachbuilding shits all over those decades

“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

I much prefer the look of the one below from 2014

Bam.

All I have to offer, aside from a “good article,” is an additional:

But was anyone out there actually saying “BRING BACK THE NEON!!!”?

So Saudi Prince money instead of arrogant tech investor elite money?

FINE, we’ll build our own F-22, with thrust vectoring and hookers!

I for one welcome our new snowtrain overlord, forebearer of the great Snowpiercer. All glory to the sacred engine.

Very sad news. My girlfriend and I spent a couple hours this past Friday watching his appearance on Storytellers and a bunch of his videos, old and new.

RIP, Starman.

Ah, yes, the new Microbus.

Russia could have a tug boat tow the rocket to within 500 yards, no doubt. China could buy a tug boat from Russia with the promise of turning it into a floating casino and then use it to tow a rocket to within 350 yards so long as Russia will sell China an engine for their new knockoff tugboat.