Can we just call you Fancy Kristen for short?

Neutral: From a cost perspective, I’m absolutely worried about it. TLDR: It’s getting VERY expensive even if you just tap the car.

Buy a car in Germany, take it on the Nürburgring, bring the car home. Easy enough, right? 

If you set ‘em up right, they make fantastic dancing partners.

Cheap.

Dear God, please let Mitsubishi build cars that have a low price that still have AC and cruise control that are cheap. None of this pretending to be fancy stuff that the Mirage is trying to pull off. A car that acknowledges that it’s cheap and can get the job done.
Why not? Worked for the Beetle. And Mini. And…

Oh don’t worry. Here in Iowa, we take that to heart.

Why hello there Viper. I see you’re doing well.

To sum up, it’s good, but it’s not Porsche Cayenne.

What about the reliability down the road? I’ve herd the horror stories about what goes wrong with VWs.

But how well would it do in silty sand like dirt? You know. The stuff that you lay down trenches with every time you drive over it and rips apart the undercarriage.

Being able to do this.

I’m more partial to Outrun 2's rendition.

Why do Fiat products depreciate so quickly?

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Has everyone forgotten about these guys?

Huh. Not as frumpy as I feared it would be.

They replaced the current design...with THAT?!

Oh please let it be Mazda.

But how will it look as a Lancia?

First thing that came to mind.