The moon is made of cheese. The artifacts did not disappear without a trace, the night watchman was hungry. There is evidence now, but they don’t want it.

So that’s why he’s so lumpy.

The tiniest violin isn’t small enough...

According to this guy there’s a Civic Type R in America. I’ve got to find this unicorn....wherever it’s hiding.

This makes the design guys at Porsche look like huge risk takers.

If I was stealing VCR’s out the back of Semi Trucks I would use this to drive under them. Plus the truck drivers could never ID it.. “Uh it was silver and ... short”

Wow. This car’s direct ancestor.

Whenever someone makes a quip about Geely owning a majority share in Volvo, I always counter with the Chinese own Ben and Jerry’s. Does it make their ice cream any less delicious that a bank account funding the cream is headed by some Chinese dude? No. They’re not making the Ice Cream in China and they’re not…

Plus

Can we start a petition to get F1 drivers to qualify doing this? It’s more entertaining and Pastor shouldn’t crash as often.

At least the van is still on the track

Finally, some hard hitting scooter stories we’ve all been screaming for!

I want to be annoyed at this guy but for some reason, I can’t quite.

Generally, contemporary sonar technologies (among others) are pretty adept at distinguishing big, flopping bags of meat that make crazy whistling sounds from much larger alloyed-steel diesel or nuclear powered tubes.

The Chevrolet Opala from Brazil. And let me tell you why.

no luxuries, looks like it should die at any moment but just wont. will limp across any surface stubbornly forever.

Oh no, not again.

Someone Please Give These People A New Show Already