and now we know only about half the media have a sense of humor

The years have not been kind.

Fueled by Taco Bell.

How I feel when I’m really gassy, and walk around in the mall cropdusting unsuspecting people with my farts...

Wrong sport Daniel!

smoke screen activated

I can barely see it it’s so generic. Boo.

That does it. Some one get me a ticket to Germany and a translator, we’re putting a Saturn L-series on the ‘Ring.

Spec-Van? Yes, please.

Maybe he should ask Liam for some help. Liam has a particular set of skills for this sort of thing. Skills that he has acquired over a very long career.

I’ve got a Smart idea for you

If Top Gear still existed

Just call Clarkson.

There is nothing special about the Special Forces' newest truck.

This is a great concept but I predict it will be ruined when they decide to split costs with the Navy who demand a floating variant with an outboard on the back!

Naw, I’ll give it to the guy who say a lobster and went - mmmm....looks tasty.

“Let us nail thousands upon thousands of planks of wood together to make something that’s extremely heavy, yet still floats above water. Oh, we’ll also power it using the wind that blows in only one direction against pieces of fabric we hang from giant hundred-foot poles.

What are we going to use this for?

To try to…

“We’re gonna stick you in this metal tube with 7 million lbs of explosion behind you, light it off, and hope you don’t blow up. Good luck!”