Loud? Na. Those are just Hawkeye colors that would fit right in at a tailgate party.

Just looked at this after watching the new Mad Max trailer (it is bone chillingly good, seriously, go watch it now) and this looks like it wouldn't be too out of place on the few places that still have pavement in Max's world.

Is...is that a Dodge Omni GLH? Okay Turn 10, you have my attention now.

I think your minions are busy.

Why did we get this instead of that?

It must be a Utopian future if they think we use turn signals.

Oh SRT! I have a new project for you!

Hmmm....I feel like it's missing something...

Wasn't it Soichiro Honda who said that his company must stay in motor sports in some form or another? Hell, the man was a former racer.

Dear Chrysler,

Plymouth.

So it has a ma-HOO-sive engine in it. Which American car doesn't? My question is though, how will it handle all that power?

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Yes to #1. Being a valet I have to pop the trunk/boot quite often, so I see all kinds of weird places for this. (And I refuse to cop out and use the fob!) The Chevy Cruze doesn't even have a trunk release inside! Had to read the booklet to find out that you treat the trunk like a hatchback. Unlock all the doors and…

So which vehicle would best represent the world? Or was that list already done?

This isn't too surprising. When working at a body shop when they had to take the muffler off of a Trail Blazer (the official car of witness protection), that sucker sounded mean.

We'll make our own space station! With blackjacks! And hookers!

Okay, maybe not as hard in the movies, but HOLY BODY LEAN BATMAN!