Makes sense that they would introduce it as a Jeep, the one brand that Marchionne said he'll take around the world. As far as I know, Ram is strictly a North American market brand.

High ground clearance, usable interior, optional four wheel drive, good fuel economy, good looks...

Engineering achievement? Sure. But come on Porsche! Look at that panel gap!

How about the minivan? You and six other friends can enjoy the sensation of creating your own personal smoke screen!

So after telling the story of how America is down but not out over the last few years, did Chrysler jump the gun with this latest ad? I don't know. Maybe. But there's also something to be said for a celebrating a little success after being on the brink just a few years earlier. The same could be said for many of us.

*as mind bleach for this...thing. Even in camouflage, it's dead sexy.

Can we have some spy shots of the new Cadillac flagship testing?

You sure Honda doesn't have this guy on staff?

Now, how will it look with a Lancia badge?

Can someone please explain this to me? Why is this still here? We have the C-Max, Escape, Flex, Explorer...for crying out loud the Transit Connect! Seriously, why does Ford still have this when five other models can do the job just as well, if not better? (Looking at you Escape.)

Is it sad that now I want a Detroit Neon jersey?

Heh. Funny thing about that is when we had one in the body shop when it was icy, and I couldn't get the damn thing up a slick incline. I had to have my boss help me push the thing up. Though it could have been the tires that caused me to spin in second going up.

I want the Alfa, I really do. It's even in budget. My fear is not the cost of ownership, but what the local weather and careless idiots in the parking lot will do to her. Someone PLEASE give this car a good home.

Okay SRT, your move.

Damn it Porshe! Quit killing celebrities! Wasn't James Dean enough?

In other words, buy a Dart. With a manual transmission. And the 1.4 Multiair engine.

I get to drive a lot of cars. I get to drive a lot of cars that are built far better than this. Cars that don't have wood and screws (not a joke) holding parts of it together. Cars that don't creak in corners or rub tires on the wheel well. I don't give a shit. If I had to lay my money down for any car that I've…

3rd Gear: Looking to build new plants eh? You know, there is this old Studebaker plant that no one has used for six years...

Waaaay ahead of you on this one. Been following him on deviantArt for awhile now.

Why did he even agree to go on?