Maybe. Idk if you played the first game, but they’ve tinkered with a number of characters’ origins and relationships. This appears to be a continuation of this trend. Frankly, these fresh takes are the sole reason I finished the first game. The TTG gameplay formula was stale for me, despite only having played (and…

It could also be related to the fact that this sexual experience is filtered through the gaze of a middle aged dude, which is not what many people would consider ideal for depictions of pre-adolescent sexuality.

Well, there was never any chance that scene was going to make it into the movie, which is fine by me. However, I do think we have a tendency to want to filter childhood sexuality through some kind of sanitizing lens that at the very least paints it in idealistic terms and at worst outright desexualizes kids so that we…

What I find fascinating is that none of them seem to have a problem with how Bev is portrayed in the new movie. First of all they turn her relationship with her father from a strictly physically abusive one in the book to an overtly sexually abusive one in the film. And to make things worse by making her the damsel in…

I genuinely wonder if he remembers how much maneuvering there is in the book prior to that. It has been 30 years after all.

The fact that it would never have happened if there had been a second girl in the Losers’ Club is what really baffles me.

I was unsurprised to learn years after I read It that King was experiencing substance abuse issues at that point in his career. It is curiously uneven, with a brilliant time-shifted narrative and a great sense of place and times, but also a number of scenes that could have been improved with the help of a good…

No, no, me fucking myself is NEXT season! Right now I’m in yoga training to get it just perfect. With clown paint.

I simply cannot see how these keep getting made. The writing is a couple of 14-year-olds amped up on caffeine and their parents forgetting to activate the parental guide on the Tivo while they go out. “let’s do TRUMP! Yeah, he sucks! And Twisty! Yeah Twisty..but more! More of them, and like that (was it Kiss or Motley…

Civil War: Reloaded

Civil War 2: Freddy’s Revenge

Civil War as an arc itself was not a well executed idea in the first place, to the point that we’re desperately hoping that the third Captain America film is simply Civil War in name rather than content.

2 Civil 2 War

Not enough sequel subtitle jokes. Let’s all do our part.

/will star any “anything 2: Electric Boogaloo”

Imagine for a moment that you’re doing exactly what you propose trump is doing.

I’d say Trump is more of a Mussolini: a follically-challenged, narcissistic strutting ego who thinks he can do great things simply because he wants to do them and thus everyone else will acquiesce to his brilliance.

Studpid sexy vampires.

What if...Godzilla pilots a Jaeger in the sequel?

Personally I would like to see Guillermo pay homage to this scene.