The first step in understanding this trade from the Bulls perspective is realizing that Jerry Reinsdorf doesn’t give a shit and this is GarPax’s way of saving their jobs by telling him “uhhhh we’re rebuilding now give us more time”

What kind of monster tells Dolan not to quit his day job?

Slow your roll, jesushorse. No one should have to repent for anything written, at least until the Sixers are actually good. Remember, The Process was supposed to be about positioning the Sixers to win championships. Let’s at least wait for them to be actually good before we start doing any touchdown dances, you know?

Spoken like a person who has no idea how unions work.

Maybe we consumers need to take a stand and boycott products made by scabs.

Shooting yourself in the foot is continuing to work a job that isn’t providing the pay/benefits you need.

In other totally accurate news that is not at all borne of people trying to scoop each other, the 2023 Reds have accepted President Chris Rock’s invitation to the Black House to celebrate their World Championship over Las Vegas. Winning pitcher and Center Fielder Hunter Greene is reportedly very excited to meet not…

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Just console yourself with the fact that Joe Lacob is totally doing fuck stuff with the Larry O’Brian trophy as we speak.

My basketblog:

For all the performative boredom about the Finals—and there was a fuckton—the last three games were great basketball.