In surprising reversal, Chad Johnson is taking the House to it.

Would the name of a quarterback who is simultaneously underqualified and overqualified for every NFL team be “Schrodinger’s Kaep”?

LOL, c’mon, it was “blatantly obvious meddling” when the refs ejected a dude who’d whipped his mouthpiece into the front row and hit a fan with it? The Warriors were down a dozen with four minutes to play when that happened, and no player in the NBA would not have been ejected in those circumstances. You’ll have to…

Does the possibility of a perfect Post Season hold no appeal? It is one thing to be unbeatable for a full series. But to be unbeatable for a single game? Boring or not, that is one of the most impressive feats I have seen in team sports.

SEÑOR JOE!

I’m not sure I’ve ever seen Lebron look so tired in the middle of a game. He looked so gassed, and almost in shock himself at how spent he was. Kinda fun to see TBH

JFC. By the end of the day, truthers will be saying Curry hacked LeBron on the way up.

Why does Steph want to give Lebron the Run-A-Round? It seems like a sure fire way to speed things up, but all it does is slow him down.

You do understand that slow motion only happens in movies, right? In FICTION, which if you look it up in the dictionary means anything that isn’t non-fiction. Jesus. Have you ever seen slow motion in real life? Even once? Don’t be an idiot.

In real life there’s no such thing as slow motion you donkey brain, it’s only in movies. I bet you’re like my brother Carl though and think all of the Matrix is real. We call him donkey brain too.

Time is a fixed constant. You can’t slow down or speed up time. That’s why time travel is impossible except in cheesy sci-fi movies with actors like Billy Zane in them. So count when you watch the video. Ten real seconds. Do it again. TEN! I get that the Warriors are good, but to let them blatantly cheat like this is…

The fuck kind of 28 second shot clock were they using?

What the fuck? Zaza Pachulia was camped out in the paint for almost TEN seconds!!! Blow the fucking whistle ref.

“pure point guard” is a phrase that can be as expansive or restrictive as the context requires! We need to start by disassociating “point guard” and “the 1".