If only there was some sort of QB on the market...

If only there were someone better available in free agency, someone who’s taken a team to the Super Bowl...

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

Tom: “And we’ll have a farm, with footballs, and rabbits, won’t we Bill?”

That’s karma for that gaudy AF ceremony before kickoff where they sucked their own dicks dry like they were Steve Bannon

I have dealt with a few in my time and you are absolutely correct. I am sure the LVPD chief has his head in his hands right now, wishing ball gags were mandatory for the union spokesman.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Well, he’s more on the business side... wait, he never ran a business. Uhh... well, for legal questions... wait, he doesn’t have a law degree. Umm... well, you see...

The issue the 8th circuit rejected was whether fundamental fairness can be an independent ground to vacate an arbitration award. It held it cannot (and so does the 7th circuit). Basically, for CA7/8, you have to show some violation of the CBA first and then you must show that violation was fundamentally unfair. This…

This point is 20 years old by now, but, boxing, horse-racing, and baseball have all held and lost the pinnacle of the American sports landscape. It can happen. Over a long enough timeframe, it will happen to football, even if it isn’t laid low by its immediate issues.

Why does not watching the NFL assume that you have to replace it with watching some other sport?

He’s a coma surviving, ambulance-ridin, doctors orders abidin’, nurse kissing, still-alive son-of-a-bitch!