Roger Goodell will do nothing about this, saying that the officials acted within their discretion.

Stefan Struve is seven feet tall and hasn't won in two years, you sad, sad joke of a man.

Little do you realize, though, those epic blowjobs are directly responsible for those two INTs to magically become roughing-the-passer penalties..

..if they managed to have an all-NFC Superbowl, that'd be some next-level rigging right there..

I disagree. I'm sure there was a lot of adrenaline on both sides, but the key with Jones is just that he can keep a higher pace than anyone else. You can argue that Gustafsson and Belfort are the only other two guys to really give Jones problems, but both of them began to lag after the third round, while Jones was…

The physics of Tanooki Mario's tail deserve a reward unto itself.

Edited: This is now a meaningless post.

Seems legit

Another news channel reported that evidence suggested the poster might actually be responsible for the fire, but I'm not buying it. He was clearly framed.

You were robbed, Cat Peach. ROBBED.

I agree with Chrono Trigger but what about FF7 and Aerith dying? Such a sad part, I still remember it like 13 years later:

No Telltale Walking Dead? Tell me you don't want to curl up into a little ball and cry after finishing an episode/season.

You know who has a lot friends that say funny things? Bill Simmons. You got J-Bug, Jack-O, you got Bish, "Jimmy". Hilarious group of buddies. Quotable.

You quoting your friend Nick quoting Patton Oswalt.

If you turn the sound up and get really close to the TV you can actually hear Winston slipping to the Jets at #6.

Good to see Fisher finally bring the authority when it counts: on the field, in Winston's final game, and one that is out of reach.