Also, yet another list on which the Browns finish last.

Sure he has. He learned how to count to 33.

This article needs to be broken into multiple shorter pages. This would generate more page views and increase revenue.

DC hasn't fought anyone on Jones' level yet. He's in for a real fight here,and anyone who believes they can predict a definitive outcome is taking advantage of the fact that picking fight wins is 50/50.

For those wondering, Berman didn't make a typo in his tweet. Even the nouns associated with the Knicks don't deserve to be called "pro".

He's the Kanye West of MMA.

There are a lot of assholes that aren't successful as well, as well as the opposite.

This was a great article. I don't care for MMA, but I used to wrestle and I can remember, distinctly, the NCAA final when Cormier wrestled Cael Sanderson. Everyone had it as beyond a foregone conclusion that Sanderson was going to win, but Cormier somehow hung around and took Sanderson down with under a minute left…

The other metric I'm using is that I watched these teams under these people, and they were bad.

lmao rewatch that fight, dude.

would you rather he be less successful with a better personality? i mean, there's probably a reason why the lebrons, a-rods (sans PEDs), kobe's and MJ's of the world find success despite being complete assholes or have the personality of a door knob.

"Are you afraid of anything?"

Theoretically, a scoring system like this one in a rotisserie league would provide the most accurate outcomes, but fantasy isn't about that. Fantasy is about winning your matchup 80-79 with Tim Wright scoring a 1 yard TD on his only catch, and laughing at your friend who scored 125 points and lost.

"You're looking at it like a fan," he says patiently. "You have to look at it like a math problem. You got to hit him as much as those other guys, plus a whole bunch more."

I found out you can turn your phone into an old school gaming console.

[a man, not unlike you and I, sees that he has once again finished 2nd in fantasy football]

I remember when we first got an NES, my brother and I played Rampage for what was probably 10 hours and finally beat every level...only to find out that the first level had been rebuilt. It's only because of sheer exhaustion that we did not burn the house down.

True story: I beat Tyson as a kid. I was playing at the neighbor's house with their two kids and we were doing the typical 10-year old thing - playing video games all night until our eyes bleed. It was about midnight (Saturday) before I worked my way up to Tyson. I had faced him before and, like most people, got curb…