If you don't "know" the facts, then you should shut the fuck up instead of spewing horseshit everywhere defending his decades of racism. That, or you're a racist.

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

If the pastor has said it once, he's said it a thousand times: you can bring those people to the church, pass them the collection plate, and save their souls, but for God's sake, don't broadcast that you are associating with them!

Ooh, ooh! Cobb County Commissioner Bob Ott's leading core principle, per his website, is:

So, what you're saying is you missed the one from the guy who eats his own cum?

[googles Bane]

I had an Uncle Ray once, well I guess I still do. Anyway, he liked to drink and spout his mouth at anyone in earshot. Well, one night—and Uncle Ray is straight twisted, right—one night, he's in Atlantic City with his girl, and she's going on and on about how he doesn't know shit about Hold 'Em. Well you know what…

Oh Tim, you're so naive. The Cavs, LeBron's former team, got the 1st pick. The Heat, Lebron's current team, got the 26th pick. 1-26? Do I have to spell it out for you? It's the number of letters in the alphabet. Now, let's break down that word, "alphabet." Al, a popular name. Pha, a phonetic spelling of a…

"Some day," he screeched, "someone is gonna get on a blog and say Tim Marchman does something lewd to little boys, and you're not going to be able to do anything about it!"

Wait, a writer for the NY Post is complaining about "journalistic integrity"? Wouldn't that be like Donald Sterling saying he felt offended by the language in Django?

Only steers and bad engineers come from Texas, and I sure don't think we're looking at steers.

Because this:

I think he meant someone would call you a pederast...metaphorically! See, there's a difference! The imagery of a black man hanging from a tree just perfectly captures the struggle of a rich Jewish man saying his lieges should not consort with black people like no other image could. Because there's no irony in that at…

"...and for another thing, I don't live under a bridge. That's for schizos and minorities, and I beg you not to lump me in with those people."

Any time someone uses as "I'm a democrat" as a reason why they can't be racist, I just picture Brian barking at the black record on Family Guy.

Mushnick said, "The same people who historically tell you that there were racial lynchings were the same people who lynched this guy! Metaphorically."

Good work, Tim. Say, if he calls back, will you ask him when I can expect his upcoming column, "Counterpoint: Tim Marchman and the Generation of Not Respecting Elders, Who Have Every Right to Be Race-Baiting Trolls"?

"I'm not racist, I considered Italians to be white YEARS before the rest of America did!"

"He rhetorically asked if I was aware who was responsible for Marge Schott being thrown out of Major League Baseball. I told him I was pretty sure that Marge Schott was."