Well, you see, Jaws was a good movie. Cloverfield was a turd.
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[in a typically gossamery timbre]
Here's Andrew Wiggins jumping really, really high during a workout. Blah, blah, basketball is more than jumping,…
....OOOOOH! Because Michael Sam is gay! NOW I GET IT!
It doesn't look like this guy submitted the proper handicap.
Take a good hard look at leaders around the world:
Everyone will think that picture you took of a giant spider crawling up a building is real!
Commie.
What next, TV shows about animals?? WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE.
EA's inability to compete in the basketball video game market is really getting to those guys' heads. Act like you've been there before.
No. Just...no.
About that little scratch.
What an embarrassment. Didn't Sam even stop to think of how this would affect the straight, white bloggers of America?
This is absolutely disgusting. I've gone a long time pretending this shit didn't exist, and that was perfectly fine until it started getting thrown in my fucking face. This has gone too far. Now I'm going to have to explain to my children that OWN is an actual TV network.
[presses record]
This isn't the first time I've seen something like this attempted. When I was about 10 years old, we had a player on my baseball team who wore his mitt on his foot. Obviously we didn't use him that often, in fact only when we were up or down by a large margin, or if people came to the game specifically to see him. It…
Great question, I'm glad you asked. The Boston "Massacre" was hardly a massacre at all. In fact, it did not receive that name until 1773 when pro-rebellion 'Sons of Liberty' writers needed to add additional fuel to the anti-British fire. Even the origins of the fight itself are not as sensational as the name would…
No worries, I hate when people don't explain the good jokes. Basically, Doug is referencing the Boston massacre of 1770. It was the culmination of colonial tensions in the British-held colonies. These tensions had been escalating since the British soldiers (dubbed "Redcoats" or "Lobsterbacks") had first appeared in…
If only he'd killed one more person, then the city of Boston could have really used him as a rallying point.