That's the Patriot Way for you. Making the hustle plays. Picking up two where another team would have only gotten one.

Master Sterling is what he wishes his players would call him.

Meatwad could probably do better colour commentary than Reggie Miller.

See, Donald, mixing two seemingly different things together can work. Now, just pour that bleach in with that ammonia.

if they get rid of Monroe, we riot

First, this is stupid. If you have an issue with any of the awesome shit Russ and Damian have done getting posts, get out and don't come back. Second, the short posts are, generally, about something viscerally outstanding (Lillard here) or totally outlandish—Chris Paul the other week fits into the latter, as a more or…

"It's a terrible, terrible nightmare," said Sterling. "In the nightmare, I'm a decrepit, hateful priap being pilloried for saying something shameful by people I would never have anything to do with in the first place, with only billions of dollars to keep me warm."

And I would like to know why Deadspin writers have succumbed to the tyranny of an editor-in-chief who will not suffer the correct spelling of the word, "okay."

You are violating my first amendment rights.

You're not even close to being correct. Guns protect from the government, you moron. Ergo, the second amendment. Maybe get a clue before trying to sound smart.

"If your entire body was accelerated at that rate of speed for over 60 seconds you would die."

"You guys"? Normally I wouldn't tolerate this type of sexist language but since you've made such a good comment and because I completely see how on point you are with your Apple and Beats by Dre argument, I'll let it slide this time.