My favorite sound bite was when he said that rich Jews give back, but African Americans "don't want to help anybody." He prefaced this by saying "Maybe I'll get in trouble again for this..."

Him criticizing Magic Johnson for having HIV and having sex with multiple women, was the dumbest thing I heard all year. Number one no proof that any of Magic's infidelity is recent, two this is a guy saying racist things to his mistress while he's married to his wife (who is also a unsavory character). David Stern…

I just keeping think of "What, me worry?"

You went to high school with Ann Coulter?

The Role Gary Shandling was born to play!

One analyst did try to interpret the clues beforehand, but Ziggy Freud came up with Michael Sam as the answer to every clue.

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"It's impossible to fuck good help these days."

The Other Expenses, from Magic's 990, included:

Yeah but he doesn't think he's racist he thinks he treats black people how they're supposed to be treated. Right you'll have people in the klan say they're not racists, they like black people just fine as long as the black people stay in Africa. Basically people think racism is something that's wrong and they don't…

He lost his filter to keep from saying all the evil, whacky stuff in his head.

So you're telling me my high school classmate who's always rambling on Facebook about "taking back our country" has really early dementia? It's about the same content with slightly worse grammar.

I think "I don't have a fucking clue as top why I'm being criticized, but I know it's that goddamn black bitch's fault" would be slightly more accurate.

It didn't exactly help that he asked for the interviewer with the whitest hair.

"I don't have a fucking clue as to why I'm being criticized."

Indeed. Almost as impressive as them finding Piggy Poopballs.

Know what's crazy? Two websites (TMZ and Deadspin) exposed a billionaire, dicked with the NBA playoffs, and are responsible for the sale of a team that will probably wind up costing over a billion dollars when all is said and done...that's pretty fucking impressive.

Haven't seen Sterling-Cooper dialogue this staged since last night's episode of Mad Men.