You should seek help. Gamblers anonymous? Yeah?

According to WhoWins, when the lower-seeded team takes Game 1 in the second-round they win the series 50 percent of the time.

There’s nothing wrong with any of those things.

Nikki has developed her move set but she can't sell for shit.

Charlotte v Bailey 1 should be a Match of the year candidate.

That sums it up, yeah.

Gawker Media wakes up in the morning and can’t wait to be offended.

Perfect. I needed that. Thank you.

Take it up with Deep Throat, Iole.

Jalen was a real discovery so it makes sense to take a gamble on his dad.

Just watched Predator last night and was surprised by the lack of actual "ACTION." It's mostly guys shooting blind into the jungle and dying off screen until the final showdown between the alien and Arnold.

French villains are some of my favorite heroes.

No, seriously, you’re an idiot.

It’s amazing that you strung together so many words, yet managed to dodge making a point like you’re some kind of word-salad matador.

Thanks Professor.

If you're going to shoot craps, don't invite a rapist to hold your dice.

How about air-yards per completion? If it's closer to zero than the YPA...

ARod: Ridiculous! Contracts are a two way street! I signed with the expectation that my milestones would be milked for every cent we could collectively bilk from whoever was willing to pay! This is a breach of contract!

I love this.

You're making an ass of yourself. Just walk away from this argument. I'll only ask you 5 more times before I breakbyour leg and deny you treatment.