This train of thought makes you come off like a jackass. Your position boils down to “I know better.” If that's all you have to offer, maybe consider saving it?

Internet commenting tough... That deserves to be taken seriously.

Yeah. My understanding is that evidence of prior bad acts will be admissible in that one. I’m not a lawyer though. Get all my info on the trial through Deadspin. So take it with a grain of salt.

On the one hand, he’s a black guy. On the other hand, this is a white collar crime. I’m torn. Should I scream for his head, or use tax-payer money to bail him out?

Signed, Hypersensitive Dookie.

No. Shut up.

Signed, Duke Boosters.

Does the job require a college diploma?

Her original letter was handwritten, but could not be read by human eyes. So Brand hired a nurse to transcribe it.

You forgot to factor in daylight savings.

If you’re an NFL player, there is a good time. It’s when you’re averaging over 5 yards a carry. Your marriage may end, but your career will not.

Trick question. Hernandez is going down for the double murder rap regardless of the outcome of the current trial.

The PR campaign. He’s mad about the PR campaign. Good luck with reading in the future.

Then don’t post.

Colin, when asked where he would prefer to blow his load, can be seen not choosing his knee:

Looks like Early/Lark got wormed.

Okay doctor.

It's almost like he injured his face and not his [knee, ankle, hip, other component of the human structure vital to walking].

Do we really need sports at all? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

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