It's almost like he injured his face and not his [knee, ankle, hip, other component of the human structure vital to walking].

Do we really need sports at all? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

Dulcolax tones

Sam Kinneson always wanted to be a rock star. His consolation prize is a rock star morphing into Sam Kinneson. Enjoy Hell, Sam.

Also mimicking Lebron: Blatt's hairline.

David Blatt ain't Phil Jackson. Jordan probably did this to Jackson. If some idiot beat-writer blabbed to Simmons about Jordan, Stern would have disappeared him.

#poopface

You should write a letter to the editor.

I knew the Gawker staff trolled with burners. I knew it.

He’s the money. Money don’t labor.

MULLIGAN

I thought this kind of thing only happened in old trivial pursuit cards from the 70s.

You are so full of shit.

You can. You do. You suck.

Your show is fucking awesome though. Glad I got to read your opinion. It was a treat.

Giselle reads sentence, panics, checks the hidden "untitled" folder on Tom's laptop, clicks delete, pours herself a glass a lipton ice tea.

Can the dog take reps at quarterback?

Can someone write a follow-up post on how to explain to your wife why the babysitter cost over $1000?

Nah, Bill Lambier's Combat Basketball was a horrible game that should never be remade.

Nobody cares about your high school.