I understand why you're a cop and not a lawyer. High school is pretty tough.

No wonder you're tired. Pulling double time in law and medical school must be rough.

I read through the comments and it appears that 100% of rape apologists are bad at math and logic.

So you're making a fool of yourself because you think someone else made a fool of themselves. You're full of hypocrisies. Maybe try that on as a username. full.of.hypocrosies. It might already be taken, but good luck!

You're not really embodying the username.

I'm sorry. It must be torture. You have my sympathy. Your still bad at posting and should quit immediately.

I think you think the last word is important. I don't think you can help yourself. It must be torture.

Active imagination you got there.

I know one person who isn't catching on.

Please stop posting. You're bad at it.

You're already occupying that gig. I'm begging you to stop.

This is getting dumber every time you post additional elaboration. Please continue.

If it weren't for Simmons, YOU could be the next big thing at ESPN. Think about it...

I insist. You go first.

Cousin Sal got the hook up.

Stop posting. Ur bad at it.

Why don't I call your boss and let 'em know how you're spending your time on the clock? Shut the fuck up already.

The next time you have nothing to add, try not adding anything.

This guy is the worst and he comments on EVERY FUCKING ARTICLE. Not sure if he's getting pulled outta the greys or if he's an approved commenter.

You were born a stooge and you will die a stooge.