Sometimes good advice need not be verbose. Shut the fuck up already. It's the right move.

This statement is followed by 500 words I didn't read. You are on a magnificent roll.

I'm framing this and putting it in the Hall of Fame of Oblivious Statement.

The most accurate description is always the one you pay a PR firm to craft on your behalf.

How many point do I get for repeating the same god damn "reading this article at work" joke?

Peter Kings refers to Rog's pubes as the Red Sc-hair.

I'm sure you see most criticism as tacit verification of your half-baked nonsense. It's part of your illness, but it's a defect that can be worked on. Seek therapy.

You overestimate your cleverness. Your love of yourself clouds you to reality. Good luck with it. Life hits everyone hard enough as it is. You're crying out for a beating beyond your fair share. You'd be better served challenging your own worldview than strengthening other's resolve to their preconceptions through…

I would hope he would be suspended under the trollish scenario you posit. I also hope you are suspended from a bridge with a frayed rope.

You can't escape social issues. If hitting a woman gets you into the bone-zone, seek therapy.

FWD: RGoodell@NFL.org.

Your interpretation shows a stunning lack of understanding. Your grasp of the delicacy and nuance involved in handling domestic violence episodes is woeful. What I'm trying to say is, are you interested in an exciting career as commissioner of a professional sports league?

Because most non-profits don't have the money to buy the opinions of their Board members.

Best "will he or won't he" moment since the Cheers wedding.

Excellent.

Word. Salad.

Yeah, it's a fucking conspiracy.

The platitudes of assholes increase in frequency and volume as they decrease in anyone other than assholes giving any fucks.

I'm glad Sherlock and Watson finally cracked this mystery wide open.

What they knew before the tape leaked: Ray Rice punched out his wife. 2 games.