There's always one.

Ummmm... philanthropy maybe? I dunno. I have no money and my wife left me.

You're a loser and I'm horrified to live in a world populated by your useless get.

Imagine the Why Your Team Sucks series if booze didn't exist and pot was legal. I imagine the series would spend less time on violence, racism and sink-pooping. It'd probably spend more time making fun of the regional snacks-of-choice.

Why don't you go raise your kids instead of lecturing adults on an internet message board, m'kay?

You have a teenager, so suddenly you become aware of teen pot use and know it's a national problem that you gotta speak up about? Parents are the worst.

Go jump off the Rainbow Bridge.

I knew they were dumping the season when they cut Thad Lewis. A guy who might not be great, but was competent when pressed into action. Because when you have a backup as useless as Jeff Tuel, you gotta preserve his roster spot.

Fuckin' Banksy strikes again.

You're criticizing chicken wings? Does the contrarian douche baggery of the internet know no bounds?

That has fuck all to do with Jezebel. The NFL is full of garbage humans. That's pertinent to the conversation.

Thanks for going away forever.

The answer is $. If you can bring in more than you take out, you'll be accommodated. That was my original point. Trust me, if Ray Rice can't get his shit together this year, his days in the league are numbered.

There's no racism in Buffalo. The reason they don't expand the Metro has nothing to do with the locals in Amherst fearing that the "wrong kind of people" will wander into their burb. Nothing to see here. Move along.

This is bad and you are a person for posting it.

The National Socialist had some rational ideas before the fervor of mob mentality lead those ideas to abominable application.

You need to accept that once people do their time, on occasion they are able to overcome their past regardless of their financial situation. I admit that it's tougher if you're coming from a poor background, and I believe it's the job of society to support those individuals to bring them to a higher status; rather…

There's a difference between punishment and zero tolerance. One is rational, the other fascist. Sorry if you disagree, but I'm not okay with people being mindless punished for situations without regard to nuance or mitigating factors.

She did her time.

That sounds pretty consistent with National Socialism. Yeah.