Sieg heil!

He can't bring himself to say "I got it wrong."

Shhhhhhhhhh! You're ruining the moment for Rog.

Donald Sterling kind of blows up your premise. I think it comes down to whether you are bringing in more money than you're taking out. If you aren't, you'll be run out of town. Please don't read this as an apology for the inhumanity of it all.

Slow clap!

Multiple joints smoked is still greater than multiple blows to your wife's face. There's no rationalizing that, regardless of what's written in the rules.

"Hey Steve, if you think Ray's image is tarnished, you should his wife!"

That's the logical conclusion.

In that case, today was a productive day. May I recommend the Whitestone? Seems to be underrepresented in NYC area bridge-related suicides.

There's zero reason for you to be saying anything, if that's the standard we're applying to internet commenting. You should consider giving it up for life.

I'm attacking you because you're awful.

I don't want you to feel bad about being a man. But that shouldn't stop you from feeling bad for other, more pertinent reasons that escape your limited intellectual capacity.

HOT TAKE

Misogynistsayswhat?

Incognito's path to a lifetime ban officially cleared.

Yeah, you missed it. Move along.

I didn't know he was a journalist. I had him pegged as "media gadfly."

Fuck Easterbrook and fuck you.

Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

What difference does my gender make? You rep the Bronx like Don Sterling reps LA.