Who said anything about rollover IRAs? I said a Roth with post-tax money. You're nuts!

So then don't withdraw earnings. I said as much in my post.

Keep a portion of your emergency fund in a Roth IRA with a fairly conservative asset mix. You'll benefit from price appreciation and dividend payouts (when applicable), and you can withdraw principle without tax or penalty because it's all post-tax money. It'll delay your ability to access the cash by a couple days…

Grammar nazi defends traveling nazi. The natural symbiosis of insufferable pedantry.

You are a paragon of integrity. The strict formalist is always the life of the party. The rules are never bent or overlooked in the NFL. You make sense.

You are a violation against the game of basketball.

He's hiring a team of libertarian engineers to examine the physics behind Paul's spin move.

Sorry. I should have said "senile, old white dude."

Shut up.

You reek of old white dude.

Die, travelling nazi, die.

Clear.

Denton will pay 10K for Lena Dunham photos, but he couldn't pony up the cash to keep the Masked Man away from Grantland? What gives? I really don't want to visit Grantland.

I just forwarded this reply to the administrator at your college. Expect swift disciplinary action with a commendation for proper spelling.

He served up some shit tartar?

Human

Why are you lowering yourselves by interacting with the pleabs in the comments section?

Prince's mansion?

The lone comment on the Tiabbi piece is fantastic. "He was just joking guys! He's not that stupid. Joke's on you. You're the stupid one!" It's so good, it might be a troll-job.

Sounds like Heenan got over excited and botched the narration.