Obviously, Kyle is an appletini kind of dude.

I got a major gas leak here! What do you think all of this is coming from, the sky?

Eat my balls.

A carry is not technically a travel, right? That was just goofy. The actual cross was rulebook legit.

This is anecdotal validation of Amare Stoudamire's "take no charges" policy on defense.

I'm looking forward to ragging on it!

So this is just an elaborate setup for the return of Neetzan-bot, correct?

So you're a heckler? Yup, you're a heckler. Nobody respects a heckler.

Wow. You're really invested. Go start a fucking blog, shit talker.

The VC world just felt a shiver in its spine.

Marquis, I'd like to introduce you to money. Money, Marquis. Money, tell Marquis a little bit about your nature and the special relationship you have with human beings.

Okay, that's it. You're in analogy time-out. No analogies for you for a week!

Bike a loss.

The republicans are really going to flip shit when Seth Galifinakas interviews Obama.

I always catch myself enjoying Buchanan and Scalia until I remember that they are Buchanan and Scalia.

Running is for masochists.

Doug is an excellent writer and the job is well deserved. Congrats!

It's only a bologna if you're riding goofy foot.

They did it correctly in OT.

Football. Stupid football.