I just bought the 598s with the wood inlay. They look sweeeeeeeeeeeet!

Nice!

Tall, personable and good with makeup means not a comedian.

Marshawn Lynch isn't going to turn a phrase like he's suddenly Oscar fucking Wilde. These sportswriters are spoiled fat kids. If the story doesn't come to them, during the designated hours, they get loud and fussy.

The big boy All-Star game is apples/oranges to the Rookie-Soph game. There are politics involved that Kyrie is GOING to take seriously, lest he find himself in D. Stern's post-game Iron Maiden (A gift he received for his contributions as Chairman of the Columbia University Board of Trustees).

Sorry, but Howard put the Miss Stern competition on permanent hiatus:

Scariest human being ever.

Funniest Bonner since the "Fear" variety was coined on the The League.

Booooooooooo!

For an institution that plays so much lip-service to progressive agendas, Columbia is woefully backwards in almost all areas of modern life.

If you're going to be crazy, you need to own crazy.

He probably thinks Asians don't use use steroids because RACISM

Those protein stains are impossible to remove from synthetic fabrics. /Lifehacker'd

...a website that exists solely for the purpose of embarrassing people.

SNORT!

+ 1 single, perfect, long-stemmed rose

It's not the first time that dick has put itself in the path of a giant wrecking ball.

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Noah, I want you to build an arc. Pro-tip: You should probably go with tile floors.