If God took a drug, it would be Ecstasy with Viagra chaser.

Fortunately for the NCAA, Spence really empathizes with the position he put them in.

At the time this article went to press, Nate Burleson could not be reached for comment.

I want to collect them all!

It's all made in China dude. Get a grip.

My skin crawled off my body, ran away from home, fell in with a rough crowd, committed a few major felonies, developed a powerful taste for the horse, contracted HIV from poor hypodermic needle sterilization, died, and was airbrushed onto an XXL tee shirt.

That doesn't give you nightmares?

Nightmare fuel:

I stopped reading at:

Bill and Gus are my college basketball dream team.

Broaches Only Live Once?

FALSE. Solid republican feet have bootstraps.

Vikings fans splatter purple when they hit the ground.

The Bible says it's "EVEn though.." not "STEVEn though..."

"a wise coach once told me there are two things you don't talk about in the NFL, politics and religion."

Jon Gruden resembles that remark.

HUMAN GUINEA PIG!

They're like roaches. Sorry, I meant they like roaches.

Clay Thompson is slumping and it's a drag on the Warriors team stats. Once he gets right, they should be a runaway in team 3pt shooting %, unless Curry suffers a prolonged injur.... [choked to death by eavesdropping GS fan]

Pussy Riot - Not starting a literal riot. Not brotaphorical pussies. Have literal pussies. Start ideological riot.