So blue-collar. The Steelers are thinking about trying to convert him to tight end.

There is no way I'm believing that Malcolm Gladwell eats food. He nourishes himself by sucking the life out of conversations.

Bill is such a grizzled SOB. Death can't keep him from caroling his ass off!

I wish Will Leitch would add a couple of yards to that skirt. It's indecent at it's current length.

The game Joe is referring to is the one where he has a solid bowl movement once a day. Mighty wings will change that game with a quickness.

Voted yes. That was a tremendously well executed argument.

I blew it. :(

Funny, I remember back when Kobe fractured that Colorado girl's titeral labia. Now I know that Eagle County is a thing.

It's less argument and more potshot. Honestly, I misread the original post and thought it was "ring of honor" and I was trying to be witty.

Fair enough. As a Bills fan, I try to take advantage of every opportunity to besmirch Taylor. Seriously, don't fuck with Moorman. We need to punt.

If getting shot is all it takes to make the rafters in DC, they're going to need to build a bigger stadium.

You're right. I'll keep that in mind when they lower my number from the rafters of FedEx field.

Say what now?

Did you see the hit he put on Brian Moorman in the Pro-Bowl? He tried to end a punter's career during a vacation masquerading as an exhibition game There's nothing honorable about Sean Taylor.

...acrobatic paradox of being weightless and enslaved to gravity at once, emotionally as well as sonically.

Speaking of Mexicans, Casa de mi Padre was hilarious.

Is this feature by Leitch self-satire? Is he parodying himself? If no, this excerpt is mind-boggling:

George Zimmerman thinks there's something suspicious about that hoodie.

Now those speculations that Babe Ruth was black are going to crop up again.

Did I miss the joke? I think I missed the joke. God dammit.