Rose's worldview - Guaranteed money is for pussies.

This was excellent. Thank you.

Projection by process of elimination. You're awesome.

How do you figure?

Alcohol and trampolines had more to do with Joba's decline than the Yankee's kid-gloved approach to his pitch counts.

It sounds like you're trying to scold a joke.

If your boss told you that a junior person was going to take your place and you had to sit in the office watching that person do your job, you'd probably be upset too.

Subway is still running his ads. It's almost like they don't realize their sandwiches are depressing enough already.

I liked the use of portrait here. It was like this dude's walls were literally closing-in on him.

PREACH! Does he have any coaching experience? Does he want a job?

It got to the point where, if the ball was in his hands as part of the set offense, and he didn't immediately hand it off to the guard at the top of the key, I would yell TRAVEL at the screen and I was correct about 80% of the time.

"Hibbert was drafted 17th overall by the Toronto Raptors in the 2008 NBA draft."

Hibbert's footwork has improved so dramatically since his college days. I can't believe I'm watching the same guy out there.

If they made Momofuku's pork buns the new mascot in D.C., I would instantly become a diehard fan for life.

They didn't crush his idea. They made valid points and had some snarky fun at his expense. If you're going to ask millionaire and billionaire investors for money on a show called SHARK TANK, you may want to brace yourself for some negativity. Otherwise, you'd be better served seeking venture capital from inside the…

He should consider a move to Southern California.

Reggie Miller ruins everything.

"Theresnosuchthingaspurpleurine" is a Kinja handle waiting to happen.

His fight-spotter does a tremendous job of keeping Mr. Eastwood upright following the initial post-kick surge of humanity. Those haymakers can't be thrown from the ground. Meanwhile, the spotter is throwing bows to keep Dirty Harry's back clean. He's the unsung hero of the clip.

Die.