When I said that the milkshakes were like crack, I just thought I was giving a complimentary Yelp review to a local Buffalo business.

The Cheers finale is beyond reproach.

People that shit on the LOST finale always, without exception, come across as spoiled, entitled, whining malcontents.

This would be a great way to observe the degenerative effects on the musculoskeletal system associated with sedentary activities, such as playing XBone compulsively for multiple hours a day.

Greg Schiano: [fantasizes about eating-out Donovan McNabb's mother while she's on the can.

Time existed before the beginning of the video.

He's a cop? So he's going to say he thought the video camera was a gun and he was defending himself, right?

Hey man, if you give a crazy person on a bike 5 car lengths of following space, this can't happen. Some stuff went down earlier that contributed to escalation. It wasn't because the driver acted passively.

It's illogical.

You're basing your conclusions on just the video evidence. I'm speculating that the situation didn't escalate to the point of a brake check due to the RR driver minding his own business, giving way to the psychopaths, and being a rational actor. He did something to get the attention of the two-wheeled lunatics. As…

I'd like to know who you don't think is an asshole if this guy qualifies.

Fair enough. I agree, and you make your point in kinder manner than I choose.

Don't tailgate and you can manage the physics of the situation.

I didn't state he was 'wrong' I said he's an 'asshole.' There's no right or wrong in this situation. The RR response may be justifiable, or understandable, but he indisputably could have chosen a smoother path [i.e. lay off the moron that break-checked you so that you don't rear-end him].

I had a feeling that once all the details were released that I would judge all parties involved as "assholes."

STILL HAZ DIET COKE! Great touch.

Needs more Fart-track.

Marshmallow study illustrates your point and is a must read for the uninitiated:

You need to work within your personal tolerance for risk, but it might be worthwhile to look into the concept of risk aversion and why 'safer' is not inherently 'better'.

I learned from somewhere in the gawkerverse that he probably doesn't change his sheets either. SCIENCE.