It just strikes me a gross exploitation.

The first car hit disintegrated. I never IMAGINED anything like that in my life.

Anything you can do, the Bills can do... worse.

In the modern culture of coddled, superstar athletes, selecting a number is another entitlement that is taken for granted throughout a career. The best player will typically get his first choice, and this continues as he leaves his peers behind and progresses through the ranks toward an eventual stint in the pros.

Drafting Brees and Marshall is better than taking one or the other. Now give me my honorary Ph.D

I don't understand people who cannot appreciate this band.

Waddlers and Tiaras.

THE LEFT LANE IS FOR PASSING! GO BACK TO JERSEY YOU ASSHOLE!

Meanwhile, Lawrence Bynes' wife just tweeted a picture of bong from her DUI hearing where she referred to the presiding judge as "that cunt over there."

11. Remove it from your paycheck before it hits your bank account (or the palm of your hand) by contributing to your 401k, 403b, 529 account.

Don't we all.

Ben's half-smoke is one of the finest foods I have ever consumed. It's a delight when sober, but eat one after have a beer or twelve and discover DC food perfection.

Your brain cannot recover from prolonged PCP use. Chronic exposure rewires everything in a manner that renders one ill-suited for a return to civilization.

A whiny bitch cries about someone else being a whiny bitch. Sounds right.

I stopped reading here:

Concussions are responsible for a lot of horrible things; but not this. Kolb screwed Kolb.