I'm sure a lot of these "Treat Women with Respect" rules will be made fun of but as a current female UGA student, knowing that a coach is willing to flat out say "no means no" and "you dont own your girlfriend" in the team guidelines is really refreshing and needs to be said more often in other schools' and teams'…

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

"Kevin has played like an MVP and his will likely be a hall of famer when it's all said and done, but Minnesota's lack of playoff success will make the league's best power forward think about leaving sooner than later," the sports writer copied and pasted from his 2006 article.

And the QFMS and SCWWS are essentially useless as long as Qatar's kafala system remains in place. Under kafala law, migrant workers are essentially indentured servants, completely at the mercy of their employers. Many migrant workers have their passports confiscated by their employers when they arrive in Qatar, and…

This marks the second egregious case of mistaken identity Arsenal have suffered this season, the first being being confused for title challengers.

It doesn't sound all that bad, as being called a "disgrace to Jersey" is an extremely flattering compliment.

The worst was he missed that 3, they go back to the studio and explain that it's actually an inferior brand of basketballs used in the Big 10 tourney that caused that play. Aaron Craft is so beloved by old white people that even when he unequivocally fucks up it simply cannot be his fault.

No. A good dunk against Illinois State will not get me on board.

Eh, SEC fans are really more like Yankees or Cowboys or Manchester United fans—disgusting but shameless and not really defensive. I think you'd want Big Ten fans here if anything. ("Yeah, sure, we could BUY a title like Alabama, but this is Michigan. We think a little more of ourselves than that.")

I advocated for Deadspin editors but lost the argument.

God, my cousin named her daughter Bryleigh and it takes every fiber of my being not to tell her what an awful name it is. This video is fucking perfect.

What do you mean "will there ever be"? John Daly both plays golf and wrestles with addiction.

And how many of these papers have you read? Most people would expect an annotated bibliography at the minimum when you are presenting a lit search. Half of these papers are not even relevant.

It's funny for a while—the costumes are right, and those Italian dudes are doing a good job at delivering their lines—

"You call that a Wesley Snipes impression!?!"

Granted, this was the only way the commercial could've remained a true parody, given that black athletes in Italy are seldom safe.

He's on his way. I heard he just had a player spill a juice box on him to stall for time.

The Good old NCCA