And from that point forward Deion Saunders never attempted another tackle again.

If Hernandez were a true believer in the "Patriot Way", he would've used a musket when he killed Odin Lloyd.

Hell, I'd argue Hernandez is hewing much closer to the Patriot Way now that he's in jail. He'll sleep on a straw cot, shit into a pot, and be owned by another human being.

It's crazy how quickly these are disappearing from the market— you can't even find a picture, cellphone-recording, or video-camera still of them anywhere.

The funeral procession consists of a single car.

Because "Blackhawks" is an homage to a US army unit, which in turn was nicknamed as an homage to an actual native american, Black Hawk, who was a feared and respected warrior.

Jack Kent Crook

The real shame here is that Odin Lloyd was recently dropped by his own athletic sponsor, Under Armour.

Inuit!

Hey, she was under oath: she had to be honest. To say that wasn't retarded would have been perjury.

Not just in Corporate America are people unknowledgable about their jobs or the information that would help them do it better. I work in a news gathering operation writing copy for sports and sports related reporting. I work with producers who actually get reports on the air. That's all well and good except that most…

Two things came immediately to mind reading this eulogy:

1) Ken Jennings' TED talk about the "obsolete know-it-all." His thesis is basically that because we have so much information at our finger tips now, knowing something has unfortunately and mistakenly become obsolete.

I'd imagine both Howie and Roger share much in…

Note to Tawanna: if you're trying to get Allen to respond, texting "Answer" is really confusing.

"The fuck is 9/11?"

I can't be the only one who's a little curious how far he can punt a football.

Mrs. Bradley can't catch a break.

Might as well pinch run for the guy. He's useless if he gets to third base.

Although listed as a hit by pitch in the box score, it was actually a base on balls.