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And in completely unrelated news, Derek Bell is wondering if anyone can loan him an unwarmed pipe.

After hiring Kidd, the Nets continued to hire former players by telling Todd MacColloch that the toilets in the Barclay's Center needed to be plunged.

Hoenig: "Well guys, I have to announce that I just got laid-"

Awesome.

Meanwhile, NSW's rival NSFW has been hosting curtain-raisers for years.

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And here I thought a heavy fog would first happen at U.S. Cellular once a cold front off Lake Michigan reached Hawk Harrelson.

"Son, we're sorry that we did not initially accept you when you came out to us. It was just so unexpected. We love you dearly and want what's best for you and to be happy, and if being with an ugly motherfucker is what does that, then we'll support you fully."

At least when Alex receives a link to this tomorrow from someone saying "This made me laugh so hard when I read this about you lol" he'll know it won't be fake this time.

"Goddammit! It's like nobody's ever worked in antiperspirant before! Jesus!

It appears Danny Almonte has still not learned his lesson of lying about his age.

Just Spin, Baby!

And now we know why the Pink Panther disappeared from television after the early 90s...

Unfortunately for Gordon, he thought his audience of Midwesterners was agreeing with him when they thought that B1G conference expansion, "Is so Gee."

He was truly a mesmerizing player. Whenever he came up to bat, everyone in the stands above him would be in total silence.

Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that the defaults are so out of whack. Plus, adjusting offensive holding penalties just because it usually occurs on one particular play is annoying

Exactly. NCAA never calls PI or defensive holding penalties, and you almost always get an offensive holding call when the QB scrambles out of the pocket.

I didn't say they were good human beings, or that in pursuing what's best for their leagues didn't come at the expense of the public good. What the aforementioned have all done, though, is (sometimes, but admittedly not always) prevent particular segments of their ownership groups from pursuing myopic,…

Do you really think all of the owners are for the ref lockout? There's no evidence indicating that. All of the scenarios I listed - including Rozelle creating the TV revenue sharing model that underpins the league's finances, which I forgot to add - came about because the commissioners were able to leverage a…