After playing around in the comments for a day, I've reached at least one stunningly insightful conclusion about our new system that we can all agree on.

"Let's go get a goddamn SNAC!"

Oh wait, I get it, Sandusky will enjoy it because he raped boys, so it must mean he's a homosexual, and homosexuals love anything getting forcefully shoved up our asses because we're all gay and shit like that!

Fucking THANK YOU!

Looks like I picked a helluva day to return to commenting...

Holy shit.

Like Tim Lincecum, Venus is but a shell of her athletic self when she can't fall back on grass.

Sadly, unlike the last time the English were caught with their pants down, there was no Operation Dynamo to bail them out.

Fitting you got it IMG. Peace y'all.

We don't want to blow our load and prematurely celebrate, right?

Looks we only got you a 1/3 of the way there to Sharting's total. Apparently it's "mock national tragedy or GTFO."

+1 meme for +1-ing someone

+1 wow

Sweet Jesus. +1

Fantastic. +1

+1, and there goes coffee all over my keyboard.

+1 ticket to Hell

[dying]

Holy shit. +1

Oh man, +1.