I've already got trips to California and Minnesota planned; unfortunately, I don't have the resources to be gone the entire time.

Summer DUAN,

If Brett doesn't get any coaching from his attorneys on how to handle himself on the witness stand, he's gonna look like a kid out there.

Hee!

"Told ya soccer iz gay!!11!!"

Thus marking the first time a Hardaway's comment was overshadowed by someone else's homophobia.

I wonder how Great Britain's population hasn't completely died off, what with all their men being gay and not procreating.

Also found in The Lower Extremity Review:

If Dick Bavetta was reffing the game, the foul line would have been whistled for a shooting foul.

The Brits haven't been this concerned about a bunch of Paddys flipping out since the Good Friday Agreement.

Far 'nuff.

Twelve thousand people applied to work at the giant McDonald's

And I think it's wonderful that this story brought you to these fine parts. But, much as how you wouldn't go take a dump in the middle of that really sweet bar you just discovered last week, I'd recommend that you try to vary things up a bit and drop the petulant and snarky responses. You seem like a decent guy/gal…

Playing For Peanuts Uncensored was also supposed to be the final chapter George Washington Carver's official biography that chronicled his latter days until it was blocked by the family estate.

Gawker has a core group of commenters that "get it" who are smart, witty, and understand that simply having a microphone does not mean your opinions always are brilliant or valid. It's gotten way out of hand the last couple of years though to the point of where it's practically unbearable.

At least it seems some of the recent comments realize both the grotesque horror of what she did and that victim-blaming is unacceptable.

Keep Calm and Would You Mind Carrying On This Massive Fucking Rocket Launcher?

Today, we all learned that Andrew Dice Clay apparently still has fans.

Also going in reverse? Everything female journalists fought for over the last 30 years.

Exactly. Once again, the East is incredibly top-heavy while the West will be rugged as hell. Even the Lakers and Spurs don't have that same aura of invincibility like they once did in years past. I want to pick the Clippers, but I just can't. In an alternate universe where Billups is healthy and Vinny del Negro is…