See, I disagree on the hotness of the guys. Fake tans, a bucket of product holding their hair together, and crappy tattoo designs? No thanks. Agree on the douches attracting douches though. If you're a nice guy and the guy/gal you like chooses an asshole over you, it's probably for the best.

Eh, as a dude (gay one at that, but still), I'll just say this mentality for many guys isn't rooted in some grand scheme or in pop psychology but is the product of experience. Lots of guys will have a couple of stories where they tried to be kind and someone they really liked still dumped or picked over them for a…

I think so too, but similar to 30 wins in a season for a starting pitcher it's a stat that will never be matched for reasons beyond modern players' control. That doesn't stop media blowhards from putting too much value on it because it represents a nice, round number though.

What's more impressive: Wilt's 100 or Kobe's 81? Discuss.

Shit, that's crazy. I live off 10th and Hargrove so not that far from where you were. Luckily, I've got faculty access to Reese Phifer so I have my shit ready in case the hail starts to drop to drive over in their fortified basement and take cover. Apparently, that's what all of my grad school mates did last year too.

I wasn't here for the shitstorm last year, but just being around these folks is making me edgy and I usually never worry about the weather. I live within a mile of an old bomb shelter though so I'll be good if they drop the tornado warning.

I really wish Mother Nature would make up her damn mind about whether she's sending a tornado to Tuscaloosa or not. Everyone's nerves down here are fried but thus far only rain. Another cell is apparently bearing down on us though so no one's breathing easy yet. Quit trolling us dammit.

Williams saw nothing wrong with rewarding a few Redskins for hanging up a scalp now and then.

As someone whose adviser cruises graduate applicants' FB accounts for our program, yes they do. Not sure what MBA programs look for, but for us they're just looking to make sure you're not a fucking idiot and will make an ass of yourself on social media where your students can see your profile. Lots of people freak…

...and that is why I avoid Facebook like the dickens. Target's stuff is somewhat creepy but honestly, unless you pay cash everywhere you go and/or exclusively shop at mom and pop's it's impossible to not have your purchasing habits tracked by companies. That shit doesn't bother me and quite frankly neither does…

Fuck yes, I've been waiting for this. Enough cannot be said about the man's talents and brilliance.

Unfortunately, I'm limited by the countries that are relatively gay friendly so that knocks off the Middle East, almost all of Africa, Russia, much of Eastern Europe, and the Caribbean. With that, Argentina or Australia for me. Never been to either but have heard great things and wouldn't have to worry about getting…

Alright, then that's serious. From the way you initially phrased it, it seemed like it was just a friend getting drunk on Fat Tuesday and being incommunicado since then. Or maybe that's just me being cynical. I take it this is the classmate?

Or, for that matter, if his drunk asshole friend really was missing and absolutely no one could account for him/her (roommates, professors, friends, etc), why hasn't anyone contacted their family and filed a report with the police?

Finished off some leftover homemade spaghetti and meatballs from the previous night. I love making a huge batch of that stuff.

20 years? I forgot all about that first season, where they had to avoid landmines in Bosnia...

You know kid, I was about to reel off a litany of the shit that my life's gone through in the last few weeks that'd make you blush, but instead I'll just say this: One day, you'll look back and wish the stuff you just listed are your biggest problems.

Haven't seen that flick, but thought he was great in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead and Boardwalk Empire. He's seriously underrated.

"President of the United States"

I had a roommate that was really, really into it but then never watched it again afterwards. Nothing against the show, just never picked it up again after that one season (I think the Harlem Globetrotters were in it).