You know kid, I was about to reel off a litany of the shit that my life's gone through in the last few weeks that'd make you blush, but instead I'll just say this: One day, you'll look back and wish the stuff you just listed are your biggest problems.

Haven't seen that flick, but thought he was great in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead and Boardwalk Empire. He's seriously underrated.

"President of the United States"

I had a roommate that was really, really into it but then never watched it again afterwards. Nothing against the show, just never picked it up again after that one season (I think the Harlem Globetrotters were in it).

I said this on Twitter earlier but it bears repeating: For the first time in years, I have no significant other forcing me to watch that godawful program known as the Oscars. No parties to attend/host, no ballots to fill out, no listening to some self-anointed movie buff drone on and on about how Extremely Close was…

I haven't been laughing this much since 9/11, how about you?

Given that this catch was against beloved Wichita, Peter King was not amused.

...and here's the video

Anyone else heard of Pat Knight's epic rant? Holy shit.

Even though it's on just "the dos," I'm glad ESPN is paying attention to GMU/VCU. Either of those two teams plus Drexel could do some real damage in the tournament but my guess is only one of them will end up going. We stole it from VCU last time, and Richmond is never an easy place to play in.

Not surprisingly, the Longhorns' opponent that night was Texas S&M University.

The worst part for James is that after his gay-baiting Senate campaign is over, he'll have to live with that piercing he got in his right ear.

Pictured: Devanna calling in to renew his membership to the John Birch Society.

Unfortunately, Holmes' position became expendable when Topps started to use the steam drill.

I used to be pretty oblivious until I went to college in DC and then lived out in LA. Even as a dude you're constantly assessing your surroundings to prevent a mugging. I can't imagine what it's like for women; at least for me the worst that could happen is losing my wallet/cell phone and making a few phone calls…

As someone knee-deep in academic writing with multiple conference deadlines looming, what Herman'sHead suggested worked for me. Don't self-edit when you get on a writing train and worry about the content of it later, no matter how silly or shitty you think it is. Seriously, I wrote like 3 pages on why I liked ice…

I fully expect Selig to come forward and blame it on the activist ways of MLB's notorious 9th Circuit Arbitration Panel and to vigorously challenge this ruling.

+1

Nah, the coworker wasn't the ex; should've clarified that. Thankfully, my former better half is in another state now.

A gay colleague in my department recently announced his engagement (replete with new facebook profile pic showing off the ring) with his boyfriend of two years. As much as I'm happy for them, it put a fucking number on me this week as it brought back a ton of memories as well as broken promises. That was going to be…