Pink Magnets DUAN,

This is their other big song.

I got tix to see them at the Bama Theater in Tuscaloosa. For $16. I've got a music boner just thinking about it.

I'll be seeing this group live in a month. They're from Athens, AL and the singer is fucking amazing. This group is going to blow up when their debut album drops in April.

I don't think it's fair to compare the two. On one hand you have a heinous institution that willingly exploits innocent young children in the pursuit of the almighty dollar, likely imbuing them with lifelong complications while callously passing the cost off to society, and on the other you have Penn State.

Agreed on springer spaniels. Poodles and any variation thereof are also fucking annoying. I generally don't like small dogs and any that are also stupid and/or yappy just drive me nuts. On a more positive note, give me any scent hound and I'll be happy. I grew up with a bluetick and fell in love with them ever since.…

Weird, I never heard the Chinese Ministry of State Security folks referred to as "hoop-heads" before.

The world's greatest golfer, the quickest pro hockey player, the most precocious relief ace? Asian, Asian, Asian.

"Really could've used this website a decade ago, you guys."

Late to this, but Coop's got a bright future ahead of him and seemingly can actually shoot the fucking ball from beyond the arc unless everyone else on the team. I'm not pissed at Grant, but at the returning players who simply have failed to step it up and build on last year's success. Oh well, looks like we'll be…

Kat DeLuna, Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilera, et al take note - that is how you sing the National Anthem.

Your experience is not at all uncommon. I know lots of died-in-the-wool straight dudes who like going to the gay bars. They can imbibe in fruity drinks without feeling judged, get their egos boosted when another guy hits on them (again, see above re: the overt nature of it), and there's usually a female or two in the…

Haven't found out yet. This season is quickly unwinding.

Fucking 'Bama basketball. What a colossal waste this season has turned into.

Nicely put.

She was huge in the 90's. That number is massive when you consider that she really hadn't done much in the last decade. Again, just a shame. Always seems to be the talented ones that leave us too soon, while Taylor Swift will be producing crap until she's 90.

Time to invest in a Netflix account or a PS3 it seems...

In my experience, women have terrible gaydars. Not sure why, but I can't tell you the number of times I've had a female friend dating someone who's clearly in the closet and is the last person to figure it out. The term my gay mates and I have coined for women that consistently date guys that later come out is "fruit…

Shame. Her voice was wrecked by all the drugs she did.

Indeed. I need more than luck though. It seems like every gay bar down here in Alabama is scuzzy as fuck and Atlanta is over 3 hours away. It might make me sound like a dick, but I sometimes wish I'd ended my relationship when I was still back in Cali - not only to have headed off months of unnecessary anguish - but…