Tebow was quite perplexed and disappointed to find that the pages in his hotel room Bible were all stuck together.

Wait, there's another blog about Deadspin commenting? Aren't there like 12 of those now or am I just losing track?

The Onion has been on fire with the Paterno stuff.

Late to this, but Duke and Bernie Fine aren't really in the same category. This isn't based on the testimony of one or even a few, but multiple accounts from independent witnesses that spanned well over a decade. There have been multiple police reports. The man was indicted by a grand jury. And Sandusky himself has…

Luckily for Dobson, her halftime show will be cut short as she'll be beaten to death by hordes of dipshit tweens believing that she's ripping off Lady Gaga.

I love the sport of hockey, but hate what the NHL has done to it. The league over expanded back in the 90's, which subsequently diluted the talent pool and allowed trap-zone teams like New Jersey to totally dominate and kill any outside interest in the game. They've had 2 lockouts in the last 20 years when they had…

Bill Leavy would've called that kick as good.

What's fascinating is that Romney lost every income group except the $200k+ crowd. This despite the fact that Gingrich lives just as cloistered and comfortable a lifestyle as Mittens. I think the "Romney's just a rich guy" bit is more an excuse for conservatives to not to vote for him than anything. They simply don't…

Fischer-Baum learned an important lesson: never fuck with city whose main export is internet trolls.

Ha!

Already got a big box of cheap Target wine to drown my sorrows in. Still blows, but it's one of those things where it had to happen.

It's rare that you wake up and tell yourself, "Today I'm going to break a good man's heart."

Clearly, you have never visited a sketchy taco stand in South Central, then the toilet immediately thereafter.

Why thankee kind sir!

Very late, but holy shit. +1

After the loss, Josh Levin then cried into his "Saints Super Bowl XLIV Champions" T-Shirt and thought how difficult - nay, impossible - it was to contemplate the cold, unforgiving reality of not winning another championship within a 2 year span. Such a hard life, being a Saints fan these days.

Huh. I wouldn't imagine anyone winning a game involving a pole and a Skinner.

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You Have No Idea Whether That Guy From Slate Really Believes This or Is Just Playing the Role of Contrarian to Generate Page Views, So Shut Up Already

Makes sense. Tebow's twin legacies - his faith and his playing ability - stood as monuments to the American media's tendency towards extravagance and overrating its own worth. (Not to mention, lots of folks thought those damn monuments were a fucking eyesore to look at as a result). All it took were a couple of…