For Haley Barbour, Old South is every weekend.

I thought the tradition of "Old South Dates" involved unwilling African-American women.

The Mets are not just partially dead. They're all dead. Which means there's only one thing we can do - have we gone through their clothes and looked for loose change?

Richie Witt is Todd Haley's favorite columnist.

Do you use Chrome? I noticed it won't open in Chrome but will in Firefox.

Sorry to hear about your loss man.

Good call - do you know of any place online where there's a handy guide to different species (been poking around but nothing too helpful)?

DUAN,

Carl's Jr.'s Western Burger will never stop being both good and coronary-inducing

In the same boat. These past 2 days are the most I've been able to comment in weeks. Luckily for me, I'm never funny so it all worked out.

Makes sense, as the only way people will watch a Bobcat is if it's in a Police Academy film.

Sorry, when I read that article all I can think is, "Gary Bettman was actually fucking serious about moving the Penguins to Kansas City."

It was "a disgrace to professional sports, especially to minor league basketball"

Hubert H. Humphrey: Domer to End All Domers

Eh, I don't mind that. Not too different from college football fans rooting for their conference to win it all once their alma mater is out.

Running While Shitting: It's Not Science Fiction. It's What We Do Every Day.

Awesome.

Given his spelling, I think he's Icelandic and struggling with the language barrier so I'm going to cut him some slack.

And at 1:41 EST today, Craggs and Daulerio both received a resume for the position of Team Deadspin Video Editor from one Jeremy Green.

Wait, Sheed's Bald Spot was actually Craggs all along?