Holy fuck this has been a good game

God bless Florida

True Grit 2: Starring Matt Howard

If eyes are the gateway to someone's soul, I hope they never use that camera on Brian Kelly.

Jolly does not feel so fly like a G6 at the moment.

"When Duke loses, it's beautiful. Artful. The way Singler mopes, the lost look on Nolan Smith's face, all done with the precision and discipline only Coach K could muster from a squad of college-aged young men. Clearly, all teams should strive to lose like Duke. They epitomize the ethereal essence of losing a…

That's just Roger expressing his long-lost dream to be an elementary school principal.

That guy should really get his shoulder penis checked out. I'm not sure it should be black.

I see where you're getting at, but where the hell could teenage girls remove/shorten even more of their clothing than they already have? Will we just let kids run around buck naked in 10 years?

Coincidentally, David Sills will say the same thing in 4 years when he's forced to play for the Delaware Blue Hens.

Don't worry kid, they won't rescind your scholarship offer because Lane Kiffin will be long fired by then. They'll rescind it because they'll have realized that you played high school ball in fucking Delaware.

If you didn't know Derrick Williams before

The Kentuckian did lament, however, about Newark's glaring lack of a Creationist Museum.

"We already spend only one day a year thinking about our kids, but now we have to do the same about booze? Jesus Christ that's a lot to ask."

"Gay couples are disgusting, unnatural, and an affront to common decency. In other news, orgies and bunga parties are totally fine by us."

We better be careful. This situation in Waco is really heating up, and if both sides don't stand down soon this could ignite into something terrible where no one wins.

Yes but who is the originator of the painting...it's "daddy," if you will?

Oui oui! Je dois avoir de l'eau de Haterade afin que je puisse la donner à ma collègue!

The lack of a female audience in the US is a big part of the problem, although much of that is due to mainstream boxing/MMA promoters feeling the need to reach to the lowest common denominator, which in turn repels a lot of women (I don't think too many ladies appreciate half-naked ring girls, for example).

Emma, do you wear a special Eau de Haterade perfume in the morning? It seems, regardless of the piece, that the haters get attracted to you like moths to a flame. It's remarkable.