Sent ya a message.

The GMU band does rock songs all the time. They've done pretty much everything from Take On Me to Killing In the Name Of. That guy in the gold suit with the cane is the band director. My alma mater is awesome like that.

Music DUAN,

That's perfectly fine then. Just make sure to notify the prof before listing him/her as a reference so they won't be caught off guard.

+1

As for the references, I'm assuming you can't use anyone at your current firm. Sometimes, your boss can be cool about it, but I understand. Have you worked at any white-collar gigs over the past 3 years besides your current job? Volunteered at all? I'd use those contacts first.

A few things I've done to nail the interview:

Just tell the Iranians that it's a guy blowing Bart Simpson and they'll forget the whole logo even existed.

Meanwhile, female graduates of New York Law School are called Legal As She Is Broke.

Stone jumps in and stops the fight

Redact - beaten to the punch

Most disconcerting is that Threet believes he still has a future with a degree from ASU.

Weird. For months I've been running a fake Twitter account of Pierre McGuire that consists of randomly blasting made-up words in all caps and no one's noticed the difference.

The multiple Steak N' Shake visits are understandable. He was just trying to put in a good word for their latest applicant Brian Schottenheimer.

Possibly. Applications are done, just waiting on admissions and funding. Keeping the fingers crossed.

Of course a Springfield Republican would take the black guy's side.

Pictured: Perkins, upon being told there are no Dunkin' Donuts in Oklahoma City.

Hey, management's never given me problems, just a couple of people now gone. I consider this episode closed and will hopefully be able to go back to school this fall.

Alex Jones is fucking nuts. I'm shocked they didn't also call for an armed revolution.

Hah! Ironically, my plans are to still leave this job. Getting shitcanned 6 months before I intended on going back to school would've put me in a tough situation though financially and may have fucked those dreams over altogether.