The problem at Euro 2012 is that they won't be able to tell where in the stands the pulsating techno is emanating from.

DUAN,

So that's how they did the special effects in Pearl Harbor!

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Eh, it's not Shangri-La, but it's remarkable how much people will put up with taxes, cost of living, and bad traffic when living in SoCal. The poor fuckers that have to live inland though where the weather is hot, the suburbs go on for miles and no dispensary is in sight deserve to have…

Sneak? Apparently you've never played on a public course in California.

Still not as bad as when he teetered over at Pebble Beach.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Forte Oz. to Freedom got starred after the redesign.

@chicken flava: So, did you successfully dump the body?

@IronMikeGallego: I am actually conservative star and Presidential aspirant Rick Santorum.

The attorney that will spearhead Atalaya's drive-by SLAPPing is Big Gay Al.

At this point someone just needs to start a "Drunk Patrick Kane Next To Women" Tumblr.

The caddy was offended when Gray asked, "Nearly miss a tee time? What are you, on crack?"

His favorite politician? Thabo Mbeki.

Pictured: Whitlock, envious of Mariotti for having a neck

Goddamnit. Thanks to your links, my computer has developed a nasty rash from all this exposure to poison oak.

Heinsohn changed his last name?

He was still more lively than Tony Snow.

Fair enough. I do think the threats to leave, etc. are a little out there. As with you, the day I "leave" Deadspin is the day it stops providing breaking stories and no longer has funny-ass people to comment on them. I hope you're right that the traffic and comments will pick up again, as that's what concerns me…

Remember kids: Notre Dame treats all life as sacred, unless that life is out of the womb, happens to be female, or doesn't play football.

Finding college buddies is the only reason to join FB. Even that gets annoying too.