@♥ Always Winning: Or Robert Reich while suffering an aneurysm.

I thought the way humans were going to defeat the machine was to have Zach de la Rocha rap sharp-witted diatribes about power and privilege against them.

Yes I am aware of how blatantly homosexual this story makes me look.

Wait until you see the episode with Jon Cryer, Jim Parsons and Josh Radnor that's guest written by Chuck Lorre. The laughs will just keep on coming!

Cowherd's gonna flip when he finds out Wayne Brady will be making a cameo appearance in episode 4.

the couple has donated its own money "in recognition of [Marsh's] accomplishment"

@Tulos_Mullet: Did you know a character in South Park is named Randy Marsh? I think you may like that.

Valentine's Day DUAN,

I'm surprised those dogs were able to make any noise, what with all that peanut butter still in their mouths.

"No, I love YOU!"

If you love everything that's good in this world, you will root for Lobster Dog to sweep in every category

I thought "The Luckiest Bastards in Baltimore" were Ray Lewis and the homeless guy who yesterday found a free bus pass while rummaging through the garbage.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese-mac: I think he is. I still can't figure out how he got approved though. We got ourselves a good old fashioned troll on our hands.

@PolkPanther: F1, Rally, and MotoGP are also faster, more varied, more dangerous, race in more exotic locales, and don't ride in a fucking oval while going in the same direction for 4 hours.

Please do everyone a favor and kindly go die in a fire.

@Armen Tamzarian: Wait, I'm not in the minority here?