@Boothwilkes John: That entire month was one huge party that I wish I could remember past the boozy haze. The UConn game is still the most insane sporting event I've ever been to.

@Robot Jerry Rice: Oh, well hell yea then!

@OnTheTwelfthNightOfLloydChrist...: Damn, the fuzz pinched you too?

@ScientificMapp: I just saw this, and that last sentence made me laugh, then made me feel bad for laughing at it. Then I said "fuck it" and laughed some more.

@Boothwilkes John: True, but I miss being able to watch them in a bar.

Same guy, 22 hours later is also known as "Herschel Walker's personal best"

@Always Winning: One of the biggest bummers of going to a mid-major is that you can't see them once you move out of market. I haven't watched GMU since I moved to LA.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: When I saw that, I imagined Whitlock saying it with the same awkward delivery as Andre from The League

@Robot Jerry Rice: Not that this is a purge per se, but the Ninja seems to be cracking down as of late.

Even months later, Favre can't get past just the #tips

@PolkPanther: I wouldn't worry about it too much. Just keep your powder dry until you've got a killer comment and you'll get it back eventually.

@PolkPanther: Hey! Another fan of the Armstrong cleansing!

@Tulos_Mullet: Ninja didn't, apparently. It's all good though, just means I'll be slummin' it for the time being while I get my game back.

@Steve U: Actually, Whitlock accidentally mistook his yearly Carl's Jr. receipts for Daulerio's pay stubs. Happens to the best of us.

@The CFL Allstar: Damn, beat me to it.

Anyone else catching Jason Whitlock's Twitter rampage on DS and Leitch right now? Hilarious.

When asked for the reason behind his success, he cited Matthew Berry's fantasy column because it kept his oil drum fire going through the night.

@IronMikeGallego: Look like you were in the minority for liking that, ninja not pleased.

In all seriousness, the media creates their "perpetual state of violated innocence" because propping up athletes as heroes makes money. Likewise, when athletes don't live up to this Adonis image the media go after them for breaking this unspoken contract. The federal agents who take them down become the new heroes,…

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Dude, this is fun!