Tyson actually understands science, for one thing. That would be enough to piss off the barely literate 10% of commenters on here.

Someone hire this (insert gender)!

Hey bud, didn’t want you to have to roll alone, so I’m zig-zagging my way to hashing out a joke to make this a joint effort.

Was also thinking about how the antennae will be affected...does look cool tho...

“Honestly, I was searching black caulk.”

The funny thing is that, judging by a lot of the replies flaminio received, a whole lotta people don’t think it’s obvious.

He’s kind of ripped. Had no idea.

If you want to see monsters, just wait until your local newspaper picks this up on their site.

We pretty much already do this in the intelligence realm to avoid oversight anyway (GCHQ has no bars to reading US comms, the NSA has no bars to reading UK comms and both have an agreement to share what they learn - “5 eyes” or UKUSA agreement).

Only eleven for me... still miss it sometimes.

It’s been over twenty years, my salt has all but been washed away. I stand corrected, you have the watch.

Emerald Shellback... Golden Shellbacks have been to 0 180

Tis the realm of King Neptune where slimy pollywogs and shellbacks alike enter the most holy of places, and if found worthy, where they emerge as the trustiest of the deep in its saltiest form, the golden shellback.

Counterpoint: OK Go is great and this sucks.

“0% - show your work! See me after class.”

Here’s March

Yea it must be frustrating to have to click on, read, and comment on stories that don’t interest you.

10/10 would watch AquaDinklage