But my entire self-worth is tied up in my choice of console, and I seek validation by denigrating the choices made by others because of a complete inability to recognize that contentment comes from within.

system wars shit in TYOOL 2018. incredible.

It always strikes me as incredibly arbitrary when it is left in. People just don’t talk about their sexuality that often in that way.

But why even bother than? It’s such a lazy way of handling this.

But it’s also so simple to address explicitly—just one line, one tiny step is all it takes.

It would appear that the joke went right over your head...

Damn vermicious knids.

Sure, it’ll be fine.

I asked my boyfriend once if he heard a constant, high-pitched tone in his head all the time... he just looked at me like I was insane. The best is I used to have to get annual hearing tests and they told me my hearing was perfect? *shrug*

I can see how writing a single non-shitty female character would’ve taken greater effort than this.

Seriously, these fights are awesome, and I had a ton of fun watching them. But I can’t really recommend this movie, because it doubles down on every juvenile fucking tendency of the first film, treating women as…

I’m so sick of this shit. If the New York Times would just quit reporting on this then Don Jr, wouldn’t be forced to keep changing his story each of the last 3 days and could help his dad focus on Making America Great Again.

I wonder how many folks will take a swing at this and miss the implicit message; my guess is that the number will be fairly low, given that the initial audience is likely to be comprised primarily of folks who were already on board with the message the parody is trying to send—but still.

As for the existential…

Everything is under control and things are going to be just fine, period.

You were too old the moment you became unable to reconcile history that exists in living fucking memory with the present administration’s tactics--and our electorate’s willingness to accept it.

Apathy seated itself as the death of voter investiture years ago; now, it’s clambered onto the throne of the death of logic,…

Dat false equivalence, tho.

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say, “If you create a tool that can easily be used to jimmy open a lock, don’t be surprised when folks use it to jimmy open a lock.”

...or, more appropriately, “When significant numbers of folks are using your tool to jimmy open significant numbers of locks—and are discussing…

I for one support sending Trump to the moon.

Thank the maker that he won’t be coming to CO.

He knew that by electing Trump, America is now completely out of intelligence. There’s noting left for him to do. He had to retire.

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