But my entire self-worth is tied up in my choice of console, and I seek validation by denigrating the choices made by others because of a complete inability to recognize that contentment comes from within.

system wars shit in TYOOL 2018. incredible.

I wonder how many folks will take a swing at this and miss the implicit message; my guess is that the number will be fairly low, given that the initial audience is likely to be comprised primarily of folks who were already on board with the message the parody is trying to send—but still.

As for the existential…

Everything is under control and things are going to be just fine, period.

You were too old the moment you became unable to reconcile history that exists in living fucking memory with the present administration’s tactics--and our electorate’s willingness to accept it.

Apathy seated itself as the death of voter investiture years ago; now, it’s clambered onto the throne of the death of logic,…

Dat false equivalence, tho.

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say, “If you create a tool that can easily be used to jimmy open a lock, don’t be surprised when folks use it to jimmy open a lock.”

...or, more appropriately, “When significant numbers of folks are using your tool to jimmy open significant numbers of locks—and are discussing…

Thank the maker that he won’t be coming to CO.

No puppet, no puppet. You’re the puppet.

This is what Donald Trump says every time he looks at his polling numbers among African-Americans.

If you don’t mind me saying, who gives a flying fuck?

Definitely pronouncing apostrophe “ap-ou-strofe” from now on.

No relation

The MLB Theme may even be more JRPG boss fighty -

Well, this is a nice little surprise. RE4 has been such an obscure release, barely getting any attention or love over the years. I’m glad Capcom is finally giving this largely ignored-and-forgotten gem a chance to shine! It’s about time.

If you have a PS4 and don’t have Plus...I don’t understand.

It’s the same as having any Xbox without XBL.

Only for Playstation Plus users. I think that’s an important distinction to make about the demo.

Uncharted has never been realistic and it’s never been the goal. That’s what makes the “Naughty Dog look”, it is a slightly stylized realism that makes it across the uncanny valley in a much easier way than so many other games that try to look photoreal.

I disagree and believe Chris “Boulder Punch” Redfield is the worst.